Funny Friendship Jokes

Bob and Joe were in the same regiment in the army. They were inseparable friends and spent their evenings drinking together. After retirement, they went to different states and settled. However, they kept correspondence through letters and e-mails. To keep the memory of their boozing bouts alive, Bob always filled two glasses with rum and water and sipped from each alternately!When somebody asked him why he did so, he explained: 'This glass is Joe’s; this one is mine. So I take a sip from each - one on behalf of Joe, the other for myself.'Suddenly one evening Bob was seen with only one glass on his table. He was asked what had happened. He replied, 'You see, I have given up drinking but Joe has written that he has not. So I have put away my glass and drink only on behalf of my friend’.

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Friendship is one of the most important relation in the world. Friendship Day is the time to have fun with friends and so that is why I decided to write my article on Friendship jokes. These all are new and funniest ever jokes.

Friendship is unique for every other person. Some find real true friends that really care for you but some are cruel that can spoil you and which leads to some bad circumstances. Those with true friends are indeed very lucky to have true friends but in this world no one can have a true friend. Because everyone is looking for its own benefits. No one is there to care about you. So you have to care about yourself. 

But if you find a true friend you should care about your friendship.

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There are a variety of jokes on friendship. But here are some jokes that are created specially and just to make you laugh. Many things happen between friends. Some memories are not good and some are good. And also many funny things can also happen among friends. These jokes don’t come from space they are spread out all around us only we need to think and we need to focus. They are created by friends indeed and are spread then.

The School Joke Of Friends

"What shall we play today?" said Kathy to her best friend Adriana.

"Let's play schools," said Adriana.

"OK!" said Kathy. "But I'm going to be absent”. 

The Noble Prize Joke Of Friends

Harry is driving down the New York’s highway, when he spots his friend David standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that David is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

Harry gets out of the car, walks all the way out to David and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?"

David replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks Harry, puzzled.

"Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are outstanding in their field."

The Best Friendship Joke

Bob and Joe were in the same regiment in the army. They were inseparable friends and spent their evenings drinking together. After retirement, they went to different states and settled. However, they kept correspondence through letters and e-mails.

To keep the memory of their boozing bouts alive, Bob always filled two glasses with rum and water and sipped from each alternately!

When somebody asked him why he did so, he explained: 'This glass is Joe’s; this one is mine. So I take a sip from each - one on behalf of Joe, the other for myself.'

Suddenly one evening Bob was seen with only one glass on his table. He was asked what had happened. He replied, 'You see, I have given up drinking but Joe has written that he has not. So I have put away my glass and drink only on behalf of my friend’.

The Friends Army Joke

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

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He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

The Friendship Song

ALONE I can SAY but.                       ALONE I can SMILE

 TOGETHER we can SHOUT.           But TOGETHER we can LAUGH.

ALONE I can enjoy but.                     TOGETHER we can CELEBRATE.

THAT's THE BEAUTY OF.

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FRIENDSHIP J

Deputy Friend Joke

A Policeman sees two good looking young men on the street and goes to them one of them:

“Where do you work?” asks the cop.

“No where! I am unemployed.”

“And you?” says the cop looking straight at the second man.

“I am his deputy!”

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