Husband and Wife Jokes

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Husband and Wife jokes along with girls and boys jokes are considered the funniest jokes. These jokes are popular and most funny jokes ever and surely make you laugh. Everyone loves these jokes as these are full of interesting chit chat between husband and wife.

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The Increased Salary Joke

Husband sent a message to his wife “Hi I will come late after work and please try to wash my dirty clothes and prepare my favorite dish before I return to home”

After this he sent another message “Sorry I forgot to tell you that my salary got increased and when I receive my next payment I will be getting you a new car”

His wife messaged back “OMG really”

The husband replied “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”

The Church Joke

In London a man was watching a movie at home and he suddenly shouts “please don’t go in the church, it’s a trap for you. Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!”

His wife asked “What are you watching honey”

Husband replied “Our wedding DVD”

The Best Joke

A well know inspirational man said that “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who was not my wife”

The audience got shocked and silence roamed around the hall.

The person after a pause added “She was my mother”

Everyone in the hall gave huge applause & laughter.

A very daring husband tried to give it a try at his home.

One day after dinner he spoke loudly to his wife who was coming from the kitchen with hot water “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife” standing for a moment he tried to recall the second line of that well known man, but by the time he gained his senses, he was in the hospital on the bed recovering from his burns of boiling water.

Wife Came Late At Home

One day wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door of her bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! So she picks up the baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she could. When she is done she goes to the kitchen to have a drink and dinner.

But as she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

Her husband says "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them”.

Husband and Wife Having A Silent Treatment

A husband and wife were having some problems at their home and were giving each other the silent treatment. One day the man had a flight on 5:00 am and on the last night not wanting to break the silence (and lose) he wrote on a piece of 

paper “Please wake me up at 5:00 am” and left it on her pillow.

The next morning he woke up and discovered that he had missed the flight as the time was 9:00 am, with great anger he was about to go and see why his wife had not wakened him up, he noticed a piece of paper on it was written “Wake up its 5:00am”.

Wife Surprises Her Husband

Wife decides buys a new sim card and puts it in her phone. She decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room. She goes to her bedroom and calls her husband with the new number “Hello Darling”.

Her husband replies in a low tone “Let me call you back later honey, the dumb lady is in the kitchen”.