Jokes about Losers


My friend  won big in Las Vegas. He drove there in an $18,000 car, and returned home in a $80,000 bus.

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How can you
tell when a guy’s a loser? When he’s making love, he fantasizes he’s someone else.


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How can you tell a guy really doesn’t have much to offer? His bride shows up at the wedding
with a date.


Three high-school pals were walking on the boardwalk when they saw the most gorgeous
girl in string bikini. Two of the guys let out wolf whistles and stared their
eyes out, but Tom, the third guy, took to his hills in opposite direction. A
few days later all three were walking on the boardwalk again and saw the same
girl, this time wearing nothing, but bikini bottom. And again, two of the guys
went ape while Tom ran for his life. So when the guys saw the girl a third
time-this time she’s stark naked-the other two grabbed Tom before he could get
away. Shaking him by shoulders, they shouted, “Why’re you running away from
gorgeous sight like that, you jerk?” Trembling, Tom blurted, “See, it’s like
this: my mother told me, if I ever looked at a naked woman, I’d turn into
stone…and I felt something getting hard.”


He was so lonely; he couldn’t eat Jell-O without founding it first.


How can you
tell if a guy is a loser? His therapist sends him hate mail.


I know a guy who is so square that he went to an orgy and all he did was steal the grapes.


How do you know if a guy is a loser? If the only way he gets to see a woman naked is by
buying the clothes off a store mannequin.


He can remember the night he lost his innocence in the back seat of the family car. It
would have been even more memorable, if he hadn’t been alone!

 

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